cracked adams

The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

Crack Cocaine

A dangerous drug that's a freebase form of cocaine that can be smoked. Nicknames include rock, work, hard, iron, cavvy, base, or just crack. It's said to be the most addictive form of cocaine there is. It offers a short (but intense high).

Sara: "Did you hear that Rowan tried crack cocaine because his friends were doing it?"
Veronika: "Yeah man, wasn't surprised."

by SaraCatsky May 4, 2013

Crack Fuck

Fucking the crack of the ass by sliding one's dick inbetween the cheeks parallel with the back, in the same manor as Tit Fucking.

She wouldn't go anul, so I just Crack Fucked her.

by Turboblazer January 12, 2008

crack pipe

what people tell you to put down, when you say something stupid.

Stupid Person: How many calories does water have?

Me: Put down the crack pipe. It doesn't have any, it's water.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 7, 2007

cracked out

adj., adv.

Referring to a physical and/or mental state of extreme exhaustion, generally coupled with any form of substance abuse (ganja, beer, or crack, of course).

I stayed up all night cracked out on ritalin and caffeine pills.

by Mike January 19, 2003

Cracking Eggs

Acting or speaking proactively in a manner that can draw scorn or offense.

Fred's drinking is getting out of control. I'm going to have to start cracking eggs around here.

by Chris Retallack November 20, 2006

crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008