Cake time

The time that you eat cake at a party. You’re already at a party, and the party just got better.

Wow, I thought Bitcoin at $18k was cake time. But now it’s over $50k.

by Scrugs April 24, 2021

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

cake is cake

cake= ass
ass= ass
cake = cake

DUDE: I mean, her face DOES look like a raccoon threw up and shat itself, but cake IS cake.

by neckss March 20, 2023

Cake Eater

White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.

Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!

by Christian Faulkner July 19, 2004

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010

Cake Rage

A deep-seated anger and general dissatisfaction with life, brought on by a lack of cake. A cake based despair and depression that manifests in itself in violent outbursts.

Leave him be, he's suffering from cake rage.

by Lord_Mittens November 12, 2010