Connecticut River Run

When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.

Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run

by Yeaw May 30, 2018

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Connecticut S'more

The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.

*guy blowing his buddy*
"Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?"

"Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more."

"Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."

by Blowjobs from sock puppets June 13, 2018

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connecticut potatoes

The rocks that are about a foot under the ground and make it wicked impossible to dig.

Can’t dig up a new garden because of all these damn Connecticut potatoes.

by Connecticunt May 7, 2018

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Confederate Windchime

A racist euphemism about a black person who has been lynched in a tree. Racists/bigots consider it an "inside joke" that they will openly use to threaten black people they think have gotten "out of line".

If that boy comes on my property again, Ima make a confederate windchime out of him.

by StrangeAndBeautiful July 9, 2019

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