2 definitions by Blowjobs from sock puppets

Connecticut S'more

The act of making a s'more, however, You skewer the marshmellow over your dick and put it over the open flame. Do not try this home.

*guy blowing his buddy*
"Did You shave down here man it's so smooth?"

"Nah bro dude last night I was making a Connecticut S'more."

"Ah, that also explains the 3rd degree burns on your balls."

by Blowjobs from sock puppets June 5, 2018

riley peterson

Four eyed cracker with a horse cock.

Riley Peterson it's such a four eyed cracker. But at least he has that horse cock to compensate.

by Blowjobs from sock puppets January 3, 2017