WATER BOARDING

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick

"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"

by <3<3gee<3<3 October 8, 2019

Bo Tard

A Bo Tard is an extremely fat woman who you think you've had sex with but your penis was in one of her fat rolls the whole time and she just ended up with an ejaculation stain on one of her love handles.

"Man, can you believe that I had sex with her?" "You didn't have sex, she was just a Bo Tard!"

by Dustin King October 21, 2004

Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008

Boardin'

Fornication (normally in a bed with box springs and boards) in a non-commital relationship.

"Man, you left early. Did you get some boardin' in?"

by Kyme Urban January 4, 2010

betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

Newbie Board Punk Rock (NBPR)

A geeky, loser Reg form of punk in which the person constantly pushes the normal punk's buttons.

Man, you really did that? That is SO Newbie Board Punk Rock!

by Dorian Star July 5, 2004

G-Board

The keyboards that were used in 90's gangster rap in song's such as "Gin and Juice" and "Ain't Nothin But a G Thang"

Person 1: "Yo dawg, I was just listening to that UGK drop, and their G-boards were bangin!"

Person 2: "Word, son"

by That Cheekzilla November 13, 2010