the british helmet

The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.

Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.

by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005

British Nanny

1. The down+B attack of Mario or Luigi in Super Smash Brothers

2. Fran Dresser

Fran Dresser, give him the British Nanny!

by Ryan November 14, 2003

two straight british boys

this is a refferance twards the uncommon incident of when two teenage males walk around in the southern part of georgia speaking with a u.k. or english acsent knowing that
this is breaking the law which states that no two britsh males may walk together ,talking with an acsent are permited unless the two individuals were infact gay lovers.

kc (kroger casheir)-why are you two boys holding condomsand ,lube, and talking about butt intercourse?
nick & zach-have you ever seen two straight british boys?

by zach&friends March 6, 2010

british

another word for sayingu my nigga or dog
and a person that has your trust anddat can keep a secret.

yo homes dats my british

by t ~izzle May 13, 2005

british handshake

Upon greeting a lady, a gentleman must place his hand in her cleavage and shake his hand to and fro to shake her breasts. To not do so is a horrible insult.

Did you hear that Mr. Darcy insulted Lady Jane by not greeting her with a British Handshake?

by the london gentleman January 3, 2014

Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004

british cottage

when a girl is getting it from the front and the back at the same time

by Anonymous April 11, 2003