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Trendy bisexual

Its A stupid excuse for a fad. All the ugly scene and emo kids do it. Its SOOOO fucking annoying when someone you know goes "bi" in a day. Shit
Changing the orientation status to bisexual on all ur profiles.

Thinking its cool to be half gay.

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by HERMAINE February 6, 2009
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Short ass bisexual

Myself.
by AnotherRandomPersonHere. January 13, 2019
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Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.
"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."
by GMB October 9, 2004
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Semi-bisexual

A: I'm semi-bisexual
B: Okay, so straight and biphobic
by Aaaaaaaa123456789 July 20, 2020
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Hipster Bisexual

Person who elevates minor same-sex dalliances in an attempt to seem more relevant and cool than they actually are, despite never having dated or slept with another same-sex partner again. Announce their bisexuality loudly and more proudly than other LGBT-oriented people and will regale you again and again with stories of their lone same-sex encounter.
Dumb hipster bisexual fool is telling us about her high school girlfriend of 2 weeks. Again.
by MRVS November 6, 2012
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ur grandma bisexual

Worse than ur mum gae and ur dad lesbian.

Will literally almost insult someone to death using this.

This is a lethal blow
Friend -1:ur. Mum gay!

Friend-2:ur dad lesbian!!

Friend-1:UR GRANDMA BISEXUAL!!!

Friend-2:*literally dieing*
by Meemsenpai March 9, 2018
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trendy bisexual

To add to these several definitions that are all stating the same thing...

While it is known that many "trendy" bisexual's only do it to fit in, not much is known about the "average" (lol, irony?) trendy bi group.

Usually consisting of "angst ridden" teens between the ages of 13 and 18, they've, for the most part, died their hair black and resemble your stereotypical goth. Most of them will believe that being in this group, being "bi" makes them different; original, even.

However, the hypocrisy here is so thick that it can be cut with a knife.
The real hypocrisy comes in the form of the name. "trendy." To become bi was, for these people, a way to fit in with the "cool" kids. Of course, these people would rather die before calling themselves "cool." That would only defeat the purpose. Instead, the group as a whole calls themselves anything else. Typically outsiders, or loners, when really their "bi" clique (which, at this point, no longer accepts new "bi" people) has amassed numbers resembling a small night club. What was once a small group of trendy posers in denial becomes a club of them, and nobody wants that.

It especially sucks when one of your friends goes "bi," but instead of still being your friend joins the "bi" kids and all but ditches you.

Of course, while this might not apply to all groups (read: yours) it is certainly true for the vast majority. And if you happen to be in one and think it isn't true, ask yourself: When was the last time you saw a new face in your group? If you can't remember, then congratulations! You've become a trendy clique, you stupid hypocritical bastard.

And don't try getting new members just to prove me wrong. That just makes you worse. Bitch.
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