Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 19, 2013

Apple Bobbing

Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.

"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"

by TXarno February 05, 2019

Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

apple-stealer

Adj. A greedy person.

Apple-Stealer

Person 1: How does an apple-stealing dickhead like you sleep at night?

Apple-Stealing Dickhead: Right next to my friends: Franklin, Grant, Benjamin and Jackson.

by TonyTons October 04, 2013

apple of the pine

A term used to talk about pineapples when stoned. can be confused with pine cone aka apples of the pines. but it is not the same. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. ....IM SO STONED

a pineapple is the apple of the pine

by apple of da pone December 09, 2018

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Apple biter

one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened

Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?

by 3330baby December 11, 2010