Cuntknock

When the female is going so wild in sex that she slides off the slippery serpant and gravity takes it toll, thus resulting in her colliding with the shlong, causing a Cuntknock.

Darren - Dude gertrude was bloody mental in bed last night.
Josh - Dont talk about last night.. i got cuntknocked.
Darren - Ohhh bad times man sorry to hear it.
Josh - Yeah.. it was the worst.

Cuntknock by Scozza91 May 5, 2008

cuntan 

The type of suntan that only a naked woman can attain.

I spent the day at the nude beach and got a wicked cuntan. Check it out!

cuntan by Sir Garence September 2, 2009

Cuntop 

The musical genre of country and pop mashed together, so you know its country style but they have pop'd it up so it gets on the radio

Shania Twain, Taylor Swift are examples of artists who sing Cuntop

Cuntop by Loose dolly February 19, 2010

Cuntstatic 

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.

Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!

Cuntstatic by Masta Z September 6, 2013

cuntoholic 

Someone who loves vagina. Possibly, a sex addict.

He will do anything for sex. He is cuntoholic.

cuntoholic by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Cuntist

Someone who has nothing against race, creed or colour but loathes those who take advantage of, exploit, damage, threaten, bully, or act like idiots and behave like cunts.

I'm not a racist but I am most certainly a cuntist.

Cuntist by URBANE November 4, 2015

cunts and cakes 

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.

After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

cunts and cakes by Shitheel Lane June 5, 2016