fuck weasel

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend

My boss called me a fuck weasel.

by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009

Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010

wease

(pronounced wheeze)

verb:
-to weasel out of a situation.
-to avoid taking fault for any action.

noun:
-a weasel in a situation.
-a person that has avoided taking blame or fault for something (usually bad) that they've done.

see: weasel

Look at him, he's trying to wease himself out of having to pay.

Ryan just left without helping us clean, what a fucking wease.

by B. Roo January 14, 2014

Shit weasel

Jospeh Jensen

Joe is a shit weasel !

by Junior weasel October 30, 2018

jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

Weaverville

A horrible place where there is nothing to do. You drive along minding your own business and the blood thirsty hicks spray deer blood all over your car. It looks like something oiut of Texas Chainsaw massacre only it's worse.

That place Weaverville is full of death!

by TheWhiteBeast October 3, 2009

weavered

The act of pissing someone off so bad on a social media site that they delete other friends. Most likely out of embarrassment.

I was her friend til my boy weavered her.

by sailorjerry November 27, 2011