your parents wished you were boy so they could call you timmy but they settled with thimitra because you were a girl. what a disappointment.
by fujicucdrill September 16, 2019
Get the thimitra mug.A god-like being of enormous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intelligence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing;
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Steven Hawking like intelligence and MacGyver like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon.
Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in their blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Holy shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by 1SmoothJoker December 17, 2019
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by xxXCarlebBigWilly999Xxx December 21, 2019
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Get the Thompsoned mug.N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.
Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.
by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020
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by Dragon0fiya April 27, 2020
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The friend says *you bloody Thompson*
The friend says *you bloody Thompson*
by Jodyisavreet August 7, 2020
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