a mental experience in which surfers envision how they would absolutely shred an unridden wave that they are watching
by carln November 19, 2023
The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
by AtheosAeternus February 02, 2016
group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience
by embeezy July 25, 2012
you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010
When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy
by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024
Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 04, 2019
The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉
by PictouBay August 31, 2018