cop a squat

v. to defecate quickly and with great efficiency

I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

squatter

A cheap classless hoe who squats down to pee in public.

yo let's dip out, this party is full of piss drunk squatters.

by leroyhacks May 29, 2011

sorority squat

A social phenomenon, individual or group nature performed for a photo by women to enhance cleavage not their ass as is commonly understood (check a photo for what this truly looks like).

The lens is most obviously facing the subject so it’s highly improbable that their waist and pelvic outlines (butt) can be so well discriminated.

Woman sorority squats. Male function of survival is predicated upon food, shelter, clothing.

by digitaltrix November 29, 2020

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy December 28, 2005

SquatDangle

tea bagging from a trapeze.

Dude I totally caught a SquatDangle yesterday.
I want to go SquatDangling tomorrow.

by save a horse ride a cowboy August 1, 2009

squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 July 1, 2016