Definitions by yap2

squat cobbler 

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by yap2 July 1, 2016

squid launch 

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.

I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!

squid launch by yap2 September 22, 2015

izone 

The state of mind people take on when they can't stop looking at their iphone.

I was trying to have a conversation with my boss this morning but as usual he was stuck in the fucking izone.

izone by yap2 August 28, 2013