squat cobbler

A person who enjoys sitting in pastries or baked goods.

Bill hurried home with the pie knowing damn well he'd give in to being a squat cobbler.

by yap2 March 31, 2016

izone

The state of mind people take on when they can't stop looking at their iphone.

I was trying to have a conversation with my boss this morning but as usual he was stuck in the fucking izone.

by yap2 August 24, 2013

squid launch

The most inappropriate kind of shitting session usually occurring at work or in the presence of ladies.

I was at this chick's apartment last night just about to get busy until I was forced to go do a squid launch!

by yap2 August 15, 2015