Smoking Gun

When you pull your dick out of her ass leaving it gapping and take a long rip off your vape, gently blow the vape smoke into her gapping asshole, the smoke will slowly start to rise out and will look like the smoke coming off of a smoking gun barrel

Dude I took your advice and gave Molly a Smoking Gun last night, I even took a picture, look at all that smoke

by DecentlyGreasy January 29, 2022

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

smoking dat brenda pack

it's just a joke for when u see brenda and u say this to see if she'll cry or sum.

*omm we smoking dat brenda pack*

by Ohtheyfearu February 18, 2022

smoking google

When someone is talking straight-up talk

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!

by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Smoking Joker

When you are talking about something NSFW but you don't want to disclose the details.

+Lost my job today.

-Oh shit, sorry to hear that. How?

+Smoking Joker.

-..what?

by aruari May 27, 2022

Smoking rationed cigarettes

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.

Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something

by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022

Spofing

When you dream or think of how you want your life.

Hey Tim last night I was spofing of how life will be.

by Blaxzzz July 5, 2022