splat

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.

"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"

by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

splap

The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.

Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.

by Candi Apple March 30, 2009

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005

splaque

The buildup of semen a woman gets in between her teeth after giving a blowjob.

Dude, I'm not kissing her. She still has a bunch of splaque from the party last night.

by Dylan Cider April 23, 2006

splash screen

The first page of a web site that introduces the user to the content of the page and contains a single link. The index.

Also refers to the loading page of a program or OS.

The link opened up to the splash screen of a pornographic web site. The page was covered in pictures of naked women to grab the viewers' attention, and contained a single enter link.

As the program was loading, the company's logo appeared above the loading bar.

by Hobbit Meat April 11, 2007

Splakaveli

A man who is very good in bed."Splakavillain" can be used for a varient. This word derives from "Tupac/Makaveli." Makaveli is thought to be the don thug of the rap game, So Splakaveli is the don sexual beast.

Hey did you hear that "John Doe" had "Lisa" going all night. Yah she told me he's splakaveli under the sheets.

by Von J November 30, 2007