salty

word use to describe someone who has just been proven wrong after they swore on their mama's grave they were right.

(this particular meaning originated in philly)

joe-"Yo man i'm tellin you ron ron fucked that bitty up...no lie"
lamar-"no he didn't nigga u trippin"
joe-"yea he did!!! (voice escalating)"
ron ron- (just entering the room) "joe shut the fuck up i ain't touch that hoe"
lamar-"hahhaaha u feelin salty now nigga"
joe- "whateva"

by ya gurl December 28, 2005

Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.

This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.

by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008

Salty Eye

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008

Salty French Fry

Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!

Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.

by DJR1986 August 25, 2010

Salty Eye

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

Salty

When you are burning people low key and slyly. Most salty people are savages and do it anytime of the day.

"Why so salty Stacey?"

by Shaniquathethird June 30, 2016