Silencer

A dirty sock that is slid over the top of your cock to catch jiz, while jerking it.

1) Dude, dont touch that sock, I just used it as a silencer.

by Doodle sack November 28, 2007

Sidey

A Sidey is a person who would more than definitely perform a wreckless stunt just because his mates told him to do so. Unfortunately, a Sidey is a person who does these acts, but invariably gets the timing wrong thus landing on his face, head, neck, or anywhere that could potentially break bones.

"I see Frank was trying some parkour stunts at the swimming baths the other day?"

"Yeah, he was pulling a Sidey and broke his foot...again!"

by Sir Mike Offmedsinn phd (hons) esq III February 6, 2008

Awkward silence

When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.

My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.

by Rene Sydney T. August 10, 2006

radio silence

Keep something secret; don't let the word spread.

About that book you're going to publish: radio silence on the sale date. We don't want a stampede at the bookstore!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Silent Avenger

The intential consumption of White Castle and Taco Bell at lunch in order to leave a steaming pile of shit on your own pillow after your spouse has went to sleep. They will wake up by the vile smell of ass or by trying to kiss a pile of shit.

Don left a silent avenger after Sarah went to sleep and she woke up trying to kiss a pile of shit

by KingDonOfBama June 3, 2009

silence

davids middle name. he wrote the book on silence

david silence cast.....

by webster January 13, 2005

silencing mama

running the faucet so that others can't hear you rummaging through the cabinets in search of snacks.

yo, why don't you silence mama so we can get our grub on.

by reginald spaster May 29, 2005