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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
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Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
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Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.
"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"
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Science

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2
Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"
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Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.
Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."
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super-science

Super-science tells us that physical space moving forward in time can be annealed into a single line stretching from super-symmetry to ex-finity.

The single line is an MRAM-line divided into uncountable parts; and has a length of 10^10 Planck-lengths.
Magneto-resistive RAM divided into uncountable parts has a Planck-length of 10^10.

This is also the speed of the universe.

Super-science tells us our thoughts are stretching the universe.
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as a science student

When your dad is raging because you can't fix something yet you are studying science at university. Can also be said as "as a shtienshe shtudent"
Beta, as a science student, you should know: Insert text here
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