Robert

Robert is the most awesome person you will ever meet. You are probably the second luckiest person in the world. The first luckiest is Robert himself. If you ever talk to him its like talking to God or an angel. If you are old enough you should change your name to Robert.

Roberts accross the world

by Ruben Buden July 30, 2012

Robert

A Zeus-like character who is a BEAST at anything created by man or God. A total Chick magnet because of his dead sexiness, body of Hercules, and the personality of TWO angels. Perfect.

Betty: Hey did you hear about Robert ?
Alphabetty: Ya he pisses perfection into a cup of Godliness

by Daisy101 April 25, 2009

Robert Freeman

Absolute epic gamer, has a big schlong which dominates girls in the bedroom. A hilarious chilled out dude who takes shit from no one.

My boy friend is such a robert freeman

by EugeneSlayer64 June 1, 2019

Rupert

He will take you into bed, lick your privates until they feel like jelly.

My partner Rupert took me to a hotel room and I came out feeling like jelly.

by FIREBALLZ AND ICEBALLZ November 26, 2019

roberts

Money, cash, $$$

Derived from Robert De Niro. De Niro being close to dinero which means money in spanish

"Don't be spendin all your roberts on that shit!"

by Casper Troy December 26, 2007

Robert Pattinson

My future husband. A sex god. Sex on legs. Drop dead gorgeous. Man who will be playing the infamous Edward Anthony Cullen in the movie "Twilight" based on Stephenie Meyer's amazing book series named "Twilight". My obsession.

Oh my god. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest male on this earth.

by tawnie :D June 17, 2008

Oral Roberts

Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!

Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"

But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."

It felt SSSOOO good!!!

by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006