An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!
Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.
Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!
Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
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Get the Peppermint Patty mug.Pratts Hollow is the Geographical Center of New York State a.k.a. the road that houses the most amount of people with the last name Bartlett ever known. No one has ever heard of this town it doesnt even have a Post Office at all you have to send all the mail to the twon next to it. The only non residential building in the entire town is a church. Most of the land in Pratts Hollow was owned by the Bartlett family up until about 4 years ago when the family had to sell the farm in order to make it. On Pratts Road there is a string of houses that belong to only the bartlett family.
Pratts Hollow is the town you drive through in 5 minutes unless you get stopped behind the cows or tractor in the road.
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Squishy is in reference to the baby jellyfish that Dori, the blue fish in Finding Nemo, names.
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall by my Squishy. Come here, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. Goo Chee Goo Chee Goo. ---OW!!! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!" - Dori
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Squishy is in reference to the baby jellyfish that Dori, the blue fish in Finding Nemo, names.
"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall by my Squishy. Come here, Squishy. Come here, little Squishy. Goo Chee Goo Chee Goo. ---OW!!! Bad Squishy! Bad Squishy!" - Dori
Pat Lin Shu named Clinton Green her Squishy because she was bored one day... a day in which she saw Finding Nemo and now Clinty Boy is also named Squishy.
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