nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

Nonaconda

A very small dick or in other words a micropenis

Mary: I heard John’s got a huge dick
Greg: I’ve seen it before, total nonaconda

by TMercutioF February 14, 2021

noncecycle

The transport of a Nonce. Normally a low bicycle with fluffly handlebars, or a white van with "I have my nonce license" on the side. This makes the nonce feel much more comfortable around other people. It is sometimes also referred to as a nonce-mobile.

Did you see darren's Noncecycle? That things is going to rake in so much underage poontang!

by WasIatowel February 25, 2021

Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce

That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce

Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce

Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

Nonanon

The fervent disbelief in ANY theory that disagrees with one's own personal assumptions, regardless of historical records, proven facts, or modern-day scientific research.

Don't expect Jack to understand -- he's a Nonanonist.

by Memanon March 7, 2021

Nonce

A kind, loving person. Cares for their friends and loved ones.

My dad is a nonce

by snapplaysminecraft March 15, 2021