Definitions by Shovelboy123

Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce

That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce

Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce

Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

Nonce by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

BMT 

Big man ting

Used by people who are uneducated

BMT that dickhead needs a slap

BMT by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

Chavtastic 

Chavtastic is the word to describe something chavvy usually used in areas like coney hall and Orpington. If someone is doing something chavvy you say ah chavtastic and it puts them in that catagory

Oasis and fags and matching king and queen tattoos is chavtastic behaviour

Chavtastic by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

Ned flint 

A ginger child who spends thousands of pounds on fifa every year causing his parents bankruptcy and farts when he packs messi : Best freind Dylan Davies Jones but Ned steals all his birds with his huge Chubby

Ned flint packed messi on YouTube in 2016 and sharted

Ned flint by Shovelboy123 October 29, 2020

Roll on 

A family in Bromley who all share the same roll on deodorant

The Family all share the same roll on to save money

Roll on by Shovelboy123 October 18, 2019