lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool

who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson

by butterballbigdick April 28, 2022

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Arne Johnson

A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else

Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy

by Simplyfar June 18, 2021

Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.

Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.

by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019

Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023

A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".

Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.

by Annon2019 March 25, 2019

Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs

Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!

by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018