Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG!

ITS SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND........
GUESS AGAIN.....
ITS A PAPER TOWEL ROLL💀💀💀💀
what did u think it was?
',:|

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG! thanks honey ur gonna use it tonight >:)

by YOU_MAY_HAVE_COK&BALLZ_BUT_YOU_AINT_GOT_TORCHER!!! July 25, 2022

its always one of them gotta be ugly

the rest of my username.

also, go do your homework.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly

by iaintneverseen2prettybestfrien December 3, 2020

like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

by ooter October 22, 2009

Running like an Ethiopian chasing its food

Running extremely fast, as if your life is dependent on it. Like you are an Ethiopian whose survival is reliant on catching your prey.

Alex is so fast, running like an Ethiopian chasing its food.

by Humanities April 13, 2011

bb u so awesm its amazn

A stereotypical rephrasing of the baby, are you free tonight

Bb u so awesm its amazn and I do mean dat from d rock bottom of me pocket.

by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2010

oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

by OJAX1 January 20, 2017