human stew

When a group of people all sit in a hot tub or jacuzzi together, "stewing" in each other's filth.

No way am I getting into the Human Stew! Do you know how many germs are in that water? I don't want to get a rash or athlete's foot.

by germaphobe4life May 4, 2009

human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.

The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.

by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

by jazeck May 21, 2010

Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

by Concon125 December 14, 2010