Hand Job

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you

by sutf November 21, 2011

hand job

masturbating a boy

i like to give timmy a hand job... says robbie

by vartansgal October 12, 2003

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Hand job

When a girl rubs a guys cock for pleasure

Cindy gave the handjob. It was so good that i ate her out ,but her mom found us.Luckly her mom and dad joined us.

by bla bla December 6, 2003

hand me ups

A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it looks like they are wearing their little sisters pants.
Hand me ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"

opposite of hand me downs

The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand me ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking and wearing her pants without asking.

pants tight non-heterosexual ridiculous emo sister rainbow

by johnnystockness June 27, 2009

hand jamming

The stroking of ones genitals using your hands; masturbating; flogging the dolphin; choking the chicken; jaggin off; sweeping the chimmney;

Hey man, what did you do last night? Oh, not too much.. Just stayed up all night hand jamming...

by Hand Jammer May 25, 2010

hand heart

Its something annoying girls do, trying to shame their boyfriends into doing it. Its really gay.

Sam was hanging out with the boys when emily sent him a hand heart. Sam sent one back and his bros kicked his ass

by soeasyavaginacoulddoit May 11, 2009