sutf's definitions

Critilo

1. The distance one can project matter from the urethra
2. The distance a man or woman can urinate
3. The distance a man can ejaculate

Do you know Sam? His critilo is 40 feet!

by sutf October 26, 2011

TBB

1. Tight Butthole Bro's
2. Guys who have tight buttholes and only fuck with tight buttholes.

You're such a TBB man, just a real bro

by sutf October 13, 2011

Greasy chode

Admiral Ackbar

That fish is such a greasy chode!

by sutf October 13, 2011

Hand Job

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

Why give me a hand job when I have way more practice at it than you

by sutf November 21, 2011

Backseat Drinker

1. A college senior who encourages underclassmen to get messed up
2. Someone who encourages everyone else at a party to get wasted and doesn't really drink much theirself

I got so wasted this weekend....all my friend's fault, he's such a backseat drinker.

by sutf October 13, 2011