face à claques

French term. Type of face that you just want to slap because it is goofy or ugly.

Ted Cruz has a "face à claques"

by Mighty Simba March 15, 2018

Face kill

A sloppy drunken make out

Sarah got a face kill with Chris at the bar

by facekillluver December 1, 2021

Face like a Plasters radio

When you have a sack full and unload the lot over you partners face. They then have a face like a plasters radio.

I'd make her face like a plasters radio.

by akira1310 May 12, 2018

Face Boning

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.

Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."

by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

by CMTOTHEZ August 20, 2011

face time

Time spent being in the office, usually late, for the sake of being seen by others in the office. Particularly prevalent in the investment banking industry especially around bonus time.

I was at work until 2am last night reading Urnabdictionary.com.
That was some serious face time

by this nizzle needs fizzle June 23, 2004

face lift

plastic surgery on the face

A plastic surgery face lift can reverse these obvious signs of aging and give you back decades.

by kekik March 25, 2006