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Doing Laundry

Definition 1: To wash dirty clothes in order to wear them again

Definition 2: Code name for jacking off
Def. 1: Man! all my good shirts are dirty! looks like im gonna spend the day doing laundry.

Def. 2: I don't want anybody to come over tonight, my girlfriend just blue-balled me, and it looks like im spending the night doing laundry....again
by Sublime300 June 19, 2008
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Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
by mingymoo September 1, 2006
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Doing the L

1. Term used to describe a routinely bad lay. Coined from the observance of a friend with a bad girlfriend who he is unable to break up with and unconciously bangs on a cyclic basis.

2. When sex becomes a choir and not a pleasure
Dude where is Jman? I thought we were going to go the that party.

Nah he is out doing the L with his girfriend Laura.
by kabman January 17, 2009
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doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.
oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.
by mcfunny names November 12, 2010
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Doing a Warhurst

In Football, the practice of converting a solid centre back into a striker, thus transforming them into an unstoppable goal machine.

Named after the Sheffield Wednesday defender Paul Warhurst, who in 1993, was deployed as an emergency striker to replace the injured David Hirst and Mark Bright. The resulting move saw Warhurst score 12 goals in as many games and a call-up to the England National Squad as a striker.
Glory Hunter #1: "I see Fergie's got a bit of an injury crisis up front at the moment"

Glory Hunter #2: "Well, he could always stick Ferdinand up front and hope that he does a Warhurst"

Capello (in an Italian accent): "Terry, I told you to stay deep, what the hell are you doing up there?!"

Terry: "Sorry boss, but we're 3-0 down against San Marino, I'm doing a Warhurst"
by Coppermouth December 5, 2010
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Doing a Kibble

When you correct something that doesn't need to be corrected or when you attempt to correct something and still get it wrong.
Guy - "You're a stupid idiot Kibble"

The guy doing a Kibble - "Don't you mean 'your'you idiot?"
by Mole Man Barker March 9, 2011
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