Dildo

A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.

I hope this hot girl doesn't find out that my dick is a dildo.

by Dildo man May 23, 2007

dildo

a fake penis

She shoved a dildo up her poop chute.

by kz June 6, 2004

Dildo Factory

The factory where dildos are produced.

I work at the dildo factory.

by The Freak of Texas May 4, 2006

Dildo

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.

by Avanator September 1, 2007

turd dildo

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.

1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.

by toe October 15, 2004

Dillon Harwood

The sexiest, most hot gay boy in all the world. Has a sexy singing voice and is good at getting what he wants....OMG LOLZ

Dillon Harwood sang "Teenage Dream" flawlessly

by Lady-GaGa-09090 November 22, 2010

Dillon bone

An amazing guy who will do anything to make you laugh. has a bigger heart than most would think he has. Has an amazing soft side that only few know about. Cares for the one that truly matter. Is "black" in his own way. Yet is what a girl could only dream of having. Special in his own way, cute in his own way, amazing in his own way. he is truly one of a kind. and no one can ever replace him<3

dillon bone

by beautifulllginger June 28, 2011