I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

by Potato šalad March 16, 2021

Chelsea'd in a corner

When your daughter is ugly and you have the money for plastic surgery but if you suggest it, it will hurt her feelings.

That dude's ugly ass daughter could benefit from a shitload of plastic surgery but he has himself Chelsea'd in a corner.

by Phathawg September 2, 2019

I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

Chelsea'd in a corner

When you find yourself in an ugly situation

Damn Bro, the Clinton's used money donated to their foundation to pay for the daughter's wedding and when the IRS found out they found themselves Chelsea'd in a corner.

by Phathawg September 3, 2019