Carson

A bop whore who always goes back to his ginger ex because he can’t love anyone else,

Bro you know carson? That’s the kid that leads girls on but ends up going back to his ex.

by certifiedbopness March 20, 2024

carson rodke

nick wood's boyfriend

carson rodke is nick wood's boyfriend.

by afartthatbecameaqueef April 9, 2024

Carson

Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.

Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson

by Daffybugs April 22, 2024

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Carson5212

oh boy oh boy were do I even start Carson5212 is the king of all

Carson5212 is the king of discord

by carson5212 April 26, 2024

Carson City Six Pack

The act of inserting your thumb into a girl’s anus. Simultaneously you take your middle and ring finger and insert them into her vagina. You then attempt to lift her up similar to how you would carry out a six pack of beer from a sketchy liquor store.

I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.

by Neerstyneert May 1, 2024

Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024