Clam Jam 

Female equivalent of a cock block.

"I was talking with this cute girl and this dyke came up and totally clam jammed me."

Clam Jam by Captain Zero April 29, 2014

clam bumper

Cassie Balleza from chowchilla that is really RANK. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid bitch and often fucks sara merical, also a clam bumper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!

Sarah and cassie fuck when they are together

clam bumper by Cockmaster Bob January 12, 2004

Clam Strip 

An open handed slap of the {Vagina]. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.

Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.

Clam Strip by absurdpolitik May 4, 2006

clam smacker 

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

clam smacker by Katie December 19, 2004

clam shackled 

similar to being pussy whipped, except that it suggests a more intense and extreme state of bondage.

other forms: clam shackle, clam shackles, clam shackler, clam shackling, clam shacklist, clam shakleteur.

"not just pussy whipped, but downright clam shackled!"

clam shackled by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

Clam Lips 

Another term for slimy pussy lips caused by the pregnancy of a woman or just a good ol' fashen dirt stank ho that does not bath or clean her insides.

Dude I was at a party last night and this chick put my hand up her skirt and she had "Clam Lips"

Clam Lips by E Nils January 11, 2009

clam dog 

The Clam Dog is simple. What do you like the sweet smell of a Women's body and that magical endless road between her legs or a man. It's not a hard thing to realize in life but for those mother fucks like Tila Tequila that can't decide if they like the clam or the dog then they are a clam dog. A mother fucking undecided son of a bitch!

All I am saying is you like the you dudes or chicks if you like both your a clam dog

clam dog by Fungus 1 February 26, 2008