absurdpolitik's definitions

Clam Strip

An open handed slap of the {Vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.

Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.

by absurdpolitik May 4, 2006

Clam Strip

An open handed slap of the {Vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.

Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.

by absurdpolitik May 4, 2006