Dirty High Chair

A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.

After months of blumpkins Sally was glad that Rob switched to the dirty high chair.

by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006

Cairn

A simple pile of rocks, mainly useless, unless you like rocks..

Not very interesting.

Just..the

"I'm gonna go make a cairn"

"I'm gonna go knock a cairn down"

"Why do cairn's exist?:/"

by Larabofsoban February 2, 2012

Claire

Claire is absolutely gorgeous and is smart as hell. her smile and personality is amazing and makes you never wanna stop talking to her. she makes you feel special and you know you can tell her and trust her with anything being in her presence is one of the best feelings in the world. laying with her makes the time fly by and when you're with her nothing else matters, she is perfect.

god i wish i was with claire, she always makes everything better

by E4500 September 25, 2017

Chairman of the Bowl

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

chair cunt

Someone in an office environment who reacts like a little bitch when a coworker changes seats with them

Jim was a total chair cunt today when Kevin switched seats with him

by kdawg4 June 8, 2009

hot chair

it is an electric chair, the cool dudes in texas call it that way.

America is the only rich country that has not abolished it yet.

kill someone in tx and you'll go to the "hot chair"

by pablo bvs September 8, 2006

Desk Chair

A chair that goes with your desk. Fun to spin around on and mainly used for racing around your house.

"Anyone seen John and Benedict?"
"They're at home trying to race each other on desk chairs."

by Ilovetitties6969 March 2, 2012