bloomts

a nickname for one who needs a lot of attention, also for one who knows everything about everyone he's ever met in his life. (also called: bloomi vanil, bloomi chocolate, bloomi capuchino, bloooomi, bloomts-bloomts, balum, bookie, bank)

ex: how do you know what's happened at the Bakum last week? you are such a bloomts!

by moshe simerotic March 13, 2005

boomama

Your Girlfriend. Someone your goin out with officially... not no gurl on the side.

Is that gurl ur boomama?

by Ad Hoc May 25, 2007

Boom boom house

A slang word for a brothel or where prostitutes ply their trade. Usually in Thailand and made famous by the movie "Full Metal Jacket".

Transsexual Hooker: Mister, you want boom boom? Me love you long time and sucky sucky with happy ending,5 dollar we go boom boom house.

by RleeErmey September 29, 2010

Boom Jock

Often refering to a freakishly large, monster sized, big black continental African, Elephant caliber member.
Most commonly used to describe the act of being ass raped by a Sudanese Elephant dong. The orignators of this term, while working in the Bering Sea, commonly used this term to emphasize how shitty something is.

or

A beer drinking game, using Keystone Lights' "Can-Hole" case. While creating effing ridiculous rules as you go.

We have been taking 40ft waves all day. "I know, we are getting boom jocked."

This weed sucks, that dealer straight boom jocked us.

Were almost out of beer, fucking "BOOM JOCKED".

I'm getting Boom Jocked by my slutty, whore of an ex-wife in divorce court.

My chemistry teachers final examination was a thorough boom jocking.

Dont steal that car, or else your gonna get fucking boom jocked in prison.

by PartyboyTSIRedNeck July 7, 2011

Bloomfield ice scraper

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.

After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013

boom dickhead

A saying you make when you have nailed it perfectly.

*Person 1 completes it perfectly*
Person 1: boom dickhead

by brettman239 December 27, 2016

Blooming onion

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand

Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.

by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019