Baltered

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

bantelope

When banter reaches a whole new level. A conversation that consists of constant funniness and full of banter and laughter.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.

if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"

Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"

by known?no September 1, 2011

Barte

A black child w funny name

Omg u are such a barte

by Bbclañala September 27, 2018

Barted

Another name for being high after hitting a “bart” (slang for THC cartridge).

I was so barted after hitting the Bart 12 times.

by Bigboyantyur July 8, 2021

Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

by WFAF February 4, 2008

Jasmine barteck

Jasmine barteck is a tiktok influence with nearly 100 thousand fans, she has a fandom called the bayjays who are sweet and accepting, she first rose to fame when she danced to megan thee style-ins song, jasmine Anne barteck the 19 year old beautiful young lady.

Jasmine barteck is amazing

by Samantha riles May 23, 2021

batter

Delicious pre-baked form of cake, cookies, brownies, pancakes, etc

"MMM that batter was delicious"
"DUDE! My girlfriend came over and licked brownie batter of my c**k!"

by DurableBacon June 29, 2008