Definitions by WFAF
Hawkins Banter
1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)
Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.
Hawkins Banter by WFAF February 4, 2008