All bark no bite

A small little Albanian man who offers everyone out for a fight but never actually goes through with it. Also likes to start wars with women taller than him.

That Mondi has all bark no bite!

by Jackkbeaton January 29, 2025

Swedish bark

Another word for a loud and obnoxious burp.

After the lugubrious dinner I did a Swedish bark.

by Cheesegrater1637 February 4, 2025

Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.

You got a 1000 bodies and ain’t old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

by bhadbhabielover911 March 11, 2025

Alabama Barker

A person who grew up rich in Calabasas, got bored and decided to join the black community. Is also well known for being a tramp and a NFL team member. Their routine consists on being live on the app TikTok with a cheap polyester pajama set and doing their makeup constantly.

You got a 1000 bodies and ain't old enough to drink? You are an Alabama Barker.

by bhadbhabielover911 March 12, 2025

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

Pre-bark

A pre-bark is the low volume “oof” that a dog generates before committing to a full bark. The pre-bark involves forcing air past the floppy dog cheek in quick intervals .
The pre-bark is often used when a person or animal has the audacity to come anywhere near the dog’s house or yard.

Also known as a “cheek bark”

“Why is your dog staring out the window and making an ‘oof’ sound?”
“He’s just pre-barking at someone way down the street”

by Dr. J-Bone October 13, 2025

Alabama Barker

When you have sex with a relative (cousin, sibling, etc.) in the doggy position.

Gave my cousin the Alabama Barker last night.

by CassiaLethe January 5, 2026