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A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.
"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"
Brandon by Dareen123 August 24, 2016
Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.
Brandon won't let us go to the playground!
Brandon by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017
Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan
Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?
Brandon by dpavlov March 6, 2017
A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.
Oh look over there, it's a brandon
Brandon by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
Guy with a big dick
Brandon by Ipoh March 18, 2017
An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.
You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos
Brandon by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017