Brandon 

A person everyone loves to hate.
An individual with a large capacity and/or strong affinity for sport history and knowledge.
An individual who is often confused with a famous male rapper.
Synonyms: Antigluten, Gluten-hater, or Brandon

"Brandon cannot eat what we are having at lunch today."

Brandon by schmilary April 24, 2016

Brandon 

A white name. People laugh at him when that see him. Has no friends. Probably plays 'B' grade soccer for a gay team like thee trees or something.

"Oh no Brandon is coming, run"

Brandon by Dareen123 August 24, 2016

Brandon 

Kind hearted, too nice at times but will knock you tf out (if need be). Swears he's a carpenter, electrician but he really just steals ppl money. Loves to steal. Will steal from Jesus plate. Doesn't like his kids to walk to the playground by themselves.

Brandon won't let us go to the playground!

Brandon by HowToGetAwayWithMurderHoe February 25, 2017

Brandon 

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

Brandon by dpavlov March 6, 2017

Brandon 

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

Brandon by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon 

Guy with a big dick

Looks like I am a Brandon

Brandon by Ipoh March 18, 2017

Brandon 

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.

You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos

Brandon by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017