Urban Dictionary: Definitions by therealslimoprag

Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him

Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens

Merch

The religion in which groups of queers work together to burn all the jews and rule the world. Their leader Ellen Degeneres.

Followers: What time is it?
Ellen: Nein o'clock. It is time for the queerstikas to strike.

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

Merch

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

Merch

Omg did you hear that. Yeah she just queerfed

Merch