Definitions by therealslimoprag

Brandon 

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him

Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens

Brandon by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Queerstika 

The religion in which groups of queers work together to burn all the jews and rule the world. Their leader Ellen Degeneres.

Followers: What time is it?
Ellen: Nein o'clock. It is time for the queerstikas to strike.

Queerstika by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon 

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

Brandon by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

auto-dyslexic by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

queerf 

when a queer person queefs.

Omg did you hear that. Yeah she just queerfed

queerf by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017