auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017

queerf

when a queer person queefs.

Omg did you hear that. Yeah she just queerfed

by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017

Brandon

A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him

Brandon wants both sides. Cats and Chickens

by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017

Queerstika

The religion in which groups of queers work together to burn all the jews and rule the world. Their leader Ellen Degeneres.

Followers: What time is it?
Ellen: Nein o'clock. It is time for the queerstikas to strike.

by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017