Yard Ape

A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.
Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.
by hawke4me December 20, 2022
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Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.
John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
by RedBonnet May 11, 2020
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Primal Ape

A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.
Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape
by 1wayscoota April 08, 2021
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triggered ape

A person who looses control emotionally and becomes violent when triggered. Can result in dramatic emotional displays intended to intimidate the person who provided the source of the triggering. Display often resembles the behavior of a frustrated and angry ape.
The Trump supporter acted like a Triggered Ape when he encoudntered a Muslim at a public beach.
by TriggeredApe May 11, 2017
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ape bite

a slang term for when you are injured by teeth during felatio
"ow, my girl gave me an ape bite last night."
by nate r October 22, 2003
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AP kid

Annoying, complement fishing, teacher dick riding, virgins. Deserves no rights.
AP kid "Hey did you guys wanna talk abou-"

Normal Student "Shut the fuck up"
by cultist#4214485681712624521721 January 12, 2021
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ape killah

A badass bitch. Nuff said. This person keeps to themselves and is an independent badass. They dont take shit from bitches and they dont give a fuck. If you arnt a person that interests this person they wont bother talking to you or even acknowledging yo ass. They talk to who they wanna talk to and aint nobody controls them. They are chill easy going and usually have a witty sense of humor.
by yours truly...Trey Songz April 16, 2014
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