Zombie Job 

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").

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Zombie Job by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.

1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.

zombie pizza by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017

zombie dick

The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.

"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".

zombie dick by killfags42 April 7, 2009

Zombie Commander Cheef 

Spidermans partner/wrestling captain in fighting the Green Goblin. They fight side by side all night and day until finally the Goblin is defeated. Whenever duty calls, Spiderman and the Zombie Commander Cheef are ready to hit that Goblin and rip him till he is all cashed!

Civilian: Spiderman! Zombie Commander Cheef! The Green Goblin iz attacking!!!
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.

Zombie Commander Cheef by Drowz E May 7, 2009

Zombie Flip 

Static Inverted Side Flip 180.

Dave does a Zombie Flip.

Bunny: Wow, how did you do that...

Dave: whaa?

Bunny: You ok?

Dave falls over, dizzy from the flip.

Zombie Flip by Bunny420. June 25, 2009

zombie skull fuck 

When a zombie eats your eyeballs out and then fucks your eye sockets to death.

Oh Shit! Tom got Zombie Skull Fucked!

zombie skull fuck by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

Zombie Dick

A Zombie Dick is a person who is a or an extremely annoying, egotistical, jerk, asshole, dickface, prick, son-of-a-bitch, etc...(Insert other description of a seriously negative nature). Everything said person touches becomes infected with their negative energy and can turn a whole group people into an angry mob.... This person should be shunned and smite from any area until a cure can be found....preferably by a +1 Mace of Disruption....

Aston Kutcher is a Zombie Dick, everything his dick touches becomes zombified and turns to shit....

Zombie Dick by Erock & Ninjamac October 26, 2009