workend

What self-employed people do on Saturday and Sunday

Duncan: 'Want to go golfing this weekend?'
Krys: 'I can't, sorry, it's a regular workend for me.'

by NeurofluidInteractive June 11, 2011

No-worker;

a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

lazy}; Criss Angel;

My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual.

Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work.

by CorporateAmerica October 23, 2008

nigratory worker

Black people that hip hop around from job to job until they can aquire unemployment to pay for thems swag

Lambo helped out a nigratory worker while unbeknownst to his he was already taken care of

by fagnanimous January 27, 2015

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."

Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."

by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010

Luv ya work BIG FELLA!

You say this to somebody when they have done a good job or if you like something they have done.

BM: Bob did you tell happy face that gagg is looking for her?

Bob: Sure did.

BM: Luv ya work BIG FELLA!

by Thebigfellatso July 24, 2014

nigga work

Common labor that is not worth your time to do. In early america, slaves were used for this type of work.

Rod: I have a pile of cow shit to move.
Justin: I wouldn't waste my time doing that, that's nigga work.

by Bruce April 18, 2005

Sex worker

A politically-correct word for the alternative to prostitution, cyber prostitution, or Premium Snapchats. A sex worker earns money through Premium Snapchats, Patreon, or other websites, as well as being paid to have sex with their clients. They are often found selling explicit nudes in exchange for money, typically through PayPal or Patreon. Decentralised pornography.

“Hey, what’s your Premium Snapchat?”

“Check the link and subscribe, SEX WORKERS are REAL WORKERS!”

by Jordy1996 November 24, 2018