Windows Mobile

Let’s see, Windows Mobile DOES have free apps. With all smartphones, the ONLY thing they ever have to do is manage your contacts idiot! They only have to automatically manage your E-Mail, SMS, MMS, and social networking. Other phones such as Blackberry, iPhone, and Android phones also need a mandatory data connection so why JUST bash WinMo for also needing one? Also after using the HTC Touch Pro2 I can ensure the 3G is far from slow. Also Windows Mobile has a task manager to end apps if you aren't using them, the only reason they stay running is because the OS is MADE for multitasking and the ability to switch from app to app freely without having to start them all over. (Ex: Listening to music on Windows Media Player while replying to an text, then switching to the internet browser to copy and paste a paragraph into the Microsoft Word document you had running in the background for a project you had due for your boss, then when you finish the document you forward it straight to your boss through the E-Mail app w/o ever having to even touch a computer) They also have an option in the settings to close the app instantly when you click the 'X' (or to tap and hold the 'X') so you don't have to go through task manager. The only people who complain about Windows Mobile are the idiots too dumb to learn how to use something. Windows Mobile 6.5 has an awesome easy to use interface and on HTC phones they make it even easier to use with HTC Sense or TouchFlo 3D.
My favorite Windows Mobile phone out right now is the HTC Touch Pro2. Th best Windows Phone devices out right now are the Touch Pro2, the HTC HD2, the AT&T Tilt2, the HTC Fuze ECT. IMHO the HTC HD2 is an iPhone/Android killer, don't believe me? Go on YouTube and search up reviews for the HTC HD2.
by MicrosoftFanboyKweezy August 13, 2010
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Texas Window

A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.
by kegers July 22, 2004
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Window Warrior

A paranoid tweaker who is constantly peeking out of windows for no apparent reason, searching for something that may or may not ever be there.
Stop being a fucking window warrior and get some sleep.
by Rudy and EM October 17, 2006
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Windows Update

The latest Windows Update was supposed to be SP2. But it downdated several things, so I had to update them again.
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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Windows 11

A OS that requires you to be one of the 3 people that have TPM 2.0 and even if you do have it, it will either say "NO YOU DONT HAVE TPM 2" or run like a piece of shit.
Windows 11 in a nutshell:
- Man:Upgrades
- Computer:You need TPM 2.0. You will, however, keep getting updates to windows 10 , aka the trashiest os ever.
- Man:I got TPM 2.0 today, but windows still won't let me upgrade.>:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
by Omskmapping July 09, 2021
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windows update

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.
Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.
by brandon soule December 09, 2003
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window jack

The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.
"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."

"Dude that's tore."

"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."
by liquidnails May 02, 2006
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