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John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
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Fort Wayne Foot Job

The act of getting a woman to full sexual ejaculation through extremely precise movements of the toes inside the vagina.
She came all up on my toes when I gave her that Fort Wayne Foot Job type shit.
by thedoggfather October 23, 2025
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wayne shaff

A person with a humongous penis and pleasers the ladies all night and is very sexy
He is so Wayne shaff
by Hdkrjncjfnojfg June 21, 2016
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Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023
mugGet the Ft. Wayne Fucktardmug.

korey wayne

An old cool Army dude. Tougher than nails on the outside but loves puppies and kittens.
That soldier reminds me of that korey wayne badass.
by yerok December 20, 2016
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Justin Wayne Smith

The boy I will someday marry. He is my Peter Pan, my rock, my love. The only person I need. He is the sweetest-kindest heart you will ever meet. He has a tendency to be hard on himself (but we are working through that). He is super smart, and will someday be the greatest neurosurgeon around.
by Spurlock Holmes October 30, 2013
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Donald Wayne Bond Jr.

by crazyalready February 25, 2024
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