wankingpuff

1. What Donald Trump is.

2. Someone who is acting stupid/idiotic/ignorant/mean/etc.

3. A person who can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend and masturbates instead.

Person 1: "John is being such a wankingpuff today."
Person 2: "I know right, I asked him to do one thing for the group project and he didn't do it."

Another example
Person 1: "That nigga's such a wankingpuff!"
Person 2: "That's Donald Trump..."
Person 1: "I know lmao"
Person 2: "lmao"

by CovertGaming September 3, 2016

Wankstain

A loser; a waster; a drifter. Someone whose contribution to society is non-existent.

Darren was a total wankstain on the mattress of society; he had no destination, no ambition and zero purpose.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

Wankidextrous

Someone who can wank with both hands, interchangeably.

Wow, that dude can wank back and forth between hands.

Yeah man, he's Wankidextrous.

by daveodonohue July 22, 2016

Wanktoberfest

To ejackulate into someone's beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it

I totally wanktoberfested Toms beer last night

by Erinngobrach October 9, 2016

Wankifier

Someone who makes people want to wank at them just by looking at them. Often hot girls.

TOM: Look at that girl over there.
ALEX:Yeah she's such a wankifier.
TOM: Ikr.

by Bokoyo December 5, 2016

Wankster

a man who wanks a little too much

that boy is a real wankster

by Deckkster January 19, 2017

wankt

A particular pathetic and uninspired state of misery.

Applicable to many situations.
Often surfacing through a combination of misserable circumstances like deceptive expectations and the aftermath of intoxication.

For instance:
Friends that haven't seen eachother in a long time agree to spend a weekend together in beautiful, interesting, lively and inspirational city.
Arrowsed already weeks before they arrive ready for action.
They end up doing nothing at all but sit in the same shity bar complaining about all and everything and doing nothing about it.

> Eh brew, this whole city is pretty wankt, innit...
> Bro, this is a pretty wankt weekend, eh...

by E. W. Maximus March 4, 2017