Definitions by daveodonohue

Wankidextrous

Someone who can wank with both hands, interchangeably.

Wow, that dude can wank back and forth between hands.

Yeah man, he's Wankidextrous.

Wankidextrous by daveodonohue July 22, 2016

tangenital 

When someone is speaking, goes off on a tangent and realises they are talking bollox/balls.

Dave went tangenital last night when trying to describe xyz...

tangenital by daveodonohue December 17, 2008