Wankidextrous

Someone who can wank with both hands, interchangeably.

Wow, that dude can wank back and forth between hands.

Yeah man, he's Wankidextrous.

by daveodonohue July 23, 2016

tangenital

When someone is speaking, goes off on a tangent and realises they are talking bollox/balls.

Dave went tangenital last night when trying to describe xyz...

by daveodonohue December 09, 2008