Wankerisims 

Shithead.

This Dickhead is full of shit.

Wankerisims by Babs October 2, 2003

Banker Wanker 

An investment banker who has to go to the bathroom and rub one out every time he sees "69" on his excel sheet. This usually takes place 8-10 times a day.

Dude, Ricky is such a Banker Wanker. He is in the men's room all the time!

Banker Wanker by s. pole September 24, 2014

hankerin for some wankerin 

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

hankerin for some wankerin by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

Wankenstien 

Someone who wanks off alot and is cheap.
Origin came about when playing poker with my buddy, who wanks alot. He had the chip lead but refused to bet anything more than the minimum, and would fold if anyone increased the bets. The guy was tighter than sand. Damn Wankenstien!

Yo, why you gotsta be a damn wankenstien when you loaded, son?

Wankenstien by Ha Ha! May 2, 2006

wanker 

Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.

Hugh Grant is a fucking wanker.

wanker by U. R. Supergay July 2, 2009

Wanker 

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.

What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.

Wanker by Evie, let your hair hang down... November 3, 2006

wacked 

To get fired or layed off from your job.

Did you hear? Debra got wacked today.

wacked by Way More Awesomer March 9, 2008